waffling

Adding confusing/meaningless words into your speech to
1) Inflate the show time, or
2) Cover the fact that you don't have an idea.

Bla bla bla you know, it's like that, as we all surely know.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

waffles

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

by T. J. October 30, 2003

waffles

the new pie.
(As in, its slowly taking pie's place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)

We're going for waffles!

by Muh October 07, 2004

Waffles

The best breakfast food in the entire world!!
It is also the subject of the best song in the world, "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp.

Lyrics:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do !
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Person 1-Do you like waffles?
Person 2-Yeah I like waffles!

by WAFFLES!!! April 26, 2008

waffle

The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

by Juancho September 18, 2006

Waffle

A slang word meaning vagina.

She as a tight waffle.
My girlfriend asked me to insert my penis into her waffle.
She wanted me to itch her waffle all night long.

by Ben Artho July 10, 2010

waffled

To be defeated/dominated by another in an amusing context

Jazzy got waffled

by Dunni October 27, 2003