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Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!
by Tracey August 29, 2003
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Waff

Condensed version of 'What the Fuck'.
Waff! Someone's breaking into my car!
by Brock McNamara November 14, 2003
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Waff

British slang: short for “waffle” used in the context of waffling. Used grammatically as a replacement of bullsh*t.
Chatting so much waff
Tracy was talking waff again
She started going on about waff
by squiddy666 June 2, 2019
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waff

waff means usually caused by indians
by Soupboi420 March 14, 2022
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Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.
oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!
by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011
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Wiff Waff

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...
Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET
by Bamitszach June 14, 2007
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Musty Waff

When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.
David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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