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French Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.
My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.
by Flapster_NL & Broner_NL November 3, 2008
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New Vulcan

Some shitty Discord server probably made in 2019 filled with snowflakes, people with autism and just fucking idiots in general. Get rid of the server and fuck off.
What the hell is a New Vulcan? Please don't look it up on Disboard.
by Dictionary-Man 2.0 February 15, 2022
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Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017
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Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.
Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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vulcan

A tiny in town in Alberta, Canada. After 'Star Trek' became popular the town capitalized on the name coincidence. There's a ton of Star Trek stuff in this town - murals, a huge starship, a space station that doubles as the town visitor center.
Dude! I just went to Vulcan! They've got great burgers there.
by Tamara January 2, 2005
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Shocker Vulcan Style

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
by Gormenghast June 11, 2006
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vulcan raven

Member of the FOXHOUND unit from Metal Gear Solid, and is one of the toughest battles in the game, IMO. He carries a fucking enormous Gatling gun that has unlimited ammo. Likes to pull ears.
Snake: You must be a real threat in the muktuk eating contest.
Vulcan Raven: HAHAHAHAHA! You are right, yet I also excel at the ear pull.
by sizzleman July 24, 2010
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