Voluntary Friendzone

Putting yourself in the friend zone before you make an ass out of yourself

Guy: So Bob, have you made a move on Jessica yet?
Guy #2: Nope I put myself in the voluntary friendzone

by SpicyBlackKid April 19, 2018

FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY

Making an EFFORT.

Realize that if you are going to handle any responsibility FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY as just PUSH DOWN to dissolve your EFFORT when you are ready to HANDLE IT.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 15, 2021

voluntary sex

Sex that is for planned.

"Oj Simpson wanna have sex?"
"Sure"
"So now it looks like I don't have to rape you!"
"So this is voluntary sex?"

by DevenJeff November 3, 2013

voluntary

do it or you will lose your Job

Fill out your HSPD-12 forms and say it was voluntary or you will lose your job!

by Anonymoussss1551 December 30, 2007

Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

Voluntary editors

People who suck because they don't let you publish your great definitions.

Random guy: "I'm one of those voluntary editors on Urban Dictionary!"
Random guy 2: "Well you suck then!"

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name September 28, 2018

Voluntary trauma

When you get to choose your trauma, it's voluntary. You get to choose what type, when and why.

Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.

Jess: Yoo let's go to the cemetery by the school and get some voluntary trauma!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!

by pringlesking24! September 17, 2021