Grand kid: So, remember ww3? What was it about?
me: Well, Vladimir Putin lost it and tried to cover up the covid fails by sneak attacking Ukraine to monopolise the energy supply route to Europe. What a jerk. Typical problem kid... negative attention is better than no attention right?
me: Well, Vladimir Putin lost it and tried to cover up the covid fails by sneak attacking Ukraine to monopolise the energy supply route to Europe. What a jerk. Typical problem kid... negative attention is better than no attention right?
by yer ma2 March 3, 2022
by Shiine-1 March 1, 2022
by extremely loud children March 6, 2018
ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 31, 2023
by Kelmeer23 June 30, 2018
A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)
by Erex69 March 23, 2022
Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.
Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.
by Definitions With Class August 12, 2022