Vlad

Vlad. Usually Slavic Eastern European name commonly associated with (Vladimir Putin) and (Russia) but also very prominently used in Romania. Usually Vlad is an average height with an average build but holds a massive cock under his belt. An average size of a VLAD (penis )would be between 8 and 12 inches. This allows him to pick up girls that he likes however he has very specific tastes therefore most do not suspect such a whopping tool hidden so well in his pants.

Girl1 = OMG I wasn’t expecting to get boned by vlads 10 in her last night I am knackered.
Dude3 = (jeez) bro vlad beat up that nasty dude in the changing room what a (beast)

by GangstaV69 January 28, 2020

Vlad

He is the sweetest, most incredible and adorable person. He's gentle, sensitive, has a great and bubbly personality, sporty, hot and practically perfect in every way. If you ever need to be supported, go to a Vlad especially my Vlad

Omg look it's Vlad 😍

by Roseryan December 2, 2021

vlad

nail polish remover in beverage form

i don't know how you take shots of vlad.. that stuff makes me puke!

by gliding_princess May 4, 2010

vlad

Slang termonalogy for a womans Vagina.

Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11

man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.

by Alex and Dean April 10, 2009

Vlad

BLOWAGE. FAKAGE. The retarded one; the epic fuck up; society's reject; Fran's failed lover; tranny whore

whore Vlad
cunt
tranny
sexalot
orgasm
sex
intercourse

by BLOWAGE8125 February 5, 2009

Vlad

A man with an unbelievably small penis, its so small if he stuck it in another mans Japs eye both the men involved wouldn't feel it

Brittney:"OMG Adams cock is so small, you would think his name was vlad"

by pee pee poo poo123456789 November 15, 2019

Vlad

Taken from Vlad Guerrero and made short to Vlad. It’s another type of STD (sexually transmitted disease).

That transient gypsy hooker from LA gave me the vlad yo. What do I do now??

by DoMxM April 14, 2009