Vartan

an armenian name decending from an armeninan hero vartan mamikonyan, who was very smart, strong and brave

vartan will defeat those dam turks

by aka March 10, 2005

varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004

Vartul

It represents a circle. (Sanskrit word)
A name for a guy.

Origin- India

He acted as the center of the vartul.

by LostStar May 27, 2018

Vartigonic

A particular type of edible liquid, of the unreasonably foul kind, typically consisting of overuse of butter starch and categorical disagreement to a degree not permissible by the dimensional high council, for it's disgust and tendency to cause cataclysmic diarrhea, to such an extent that only certain beings can even process it's compounds.

Stanch was so overwhelmed by the sheer vartigonic of his ice of glass tea, to the extent that he expelled most of what he had for lunch the previous daylight cycle.

by ScreeeTurkey January 5, 2022

Vart

A vaginal fart, a.k.a. Queef

After we had sex, she laid the biggest vart I've ever heard!

by Rawbg October 25, 2002

varts

(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.

I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"

by Felix Appleby September 17, 2008

Vart

Portmanteau word combining Vagina and Fart, hence a vaginal fart otherwise known as a fanny fart

The other kind of noise is the oft made fun of farting noise that occurs after air is forced into my vagina during sex or daily life. My roommate informed me of a slang term they use in Kamloops for this but I forget it (wait, it's queef, and many people seem to use this judging by the emails I've been getting...Another suggestion: vart).

by Schenker April 16, 2004