vibrating gipetto

When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!

Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!

by Pinoch's December 29, 2014

Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.

Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

by A Shankles December 20, 2008

Vibraphone

Very similar to a xylophone, this instrument is metallic and uses a moter to resonate the sound. It is also the best instrument ever.

omg dude that doug perry kid it the best vibraphone player i've ever heard in my life DAINK

by DrumUltimA March 14, 2003

vibraura

a vibraura is a vibration/aura that ninjas give out to attract the opposite sex. if exposed to the vibraura long enough, say 10 years or so, the opposite sex most likely will like the ninja somewhat.

regular human: "hey man, how did you score such a fine babe?"

ninja: "vibraura, bitch."

by kurticus May 30, 2007

Ghost Vibration

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket (whether it really is or not) and you go to check your phone and -guess what? No fucking calls, no fucking texts, just your same shitty phone playing tricks on you.

The other day i felt my phone go off, but then I remembered I left my phone at home. Damn ghost vibrations.

by Scott Blanton February 27, 2010

Ghost Vibrate

When you swear you're cell phone vibrates and you pull it out and there are no messages.

Ah fuck i thought she texted me, just a Ghost Vibrate.

by Theguywhoknowsall September 19, 2010