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turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.
I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.
by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005
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Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!
by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
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Mobile Assault Vehicle (MAV)

When one decides to break open a congregation of people by barging a friend through them, causing a ruckus.
It was so funny, we caused the fattest ruckus, I just did a Mobile Assault Vehicle on those cunts
by George Bisbikis September 12, 2004
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urban assault vehicle

A derogatory term for a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), especially one that is oversized.
Did you see that Cadillac Urban Assult Vehicle? Someone's got too much money!
by unidyne November 25, 2003
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sport utility vehicle

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
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Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.
Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!
by James Weyand November 10, 2007
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Women in big vehicles

1. An accident waiting to happen. There's a reason why women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia!

2. Testament that being a whore gets them big toys

3. A blessing to vehicle & medical insurance companies
Guy1: "Hear about that massive 8 car pile up?"
Guy2: "Yeah - what caused that"
Guy1: "Women in big vehicles"
by GetBentFgt October 17, 2009
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