Vales Verga

Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.

Scalzo: Hey man... I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jesse: Vales verga!

by Todos Valen Verga January 5, 2012

valiendo verga

all hope is lost; not having a good day; things not going well at that moment

-QUE PEDO GUEY?
-no mames guey, ando VALIENDO VERGA.

by Pelon61 October 16, 2008

a la verga

when you send something to go fuck itself.....when you send it to hell......also vergacould mean dick.......
commonly used in mexico

pinche jorge vete a la verga guey....

me vale verga lo que hagas

tengo la verga bien grande

by Pistio October 29, 2007

Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.

Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.

by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010

tapa verga

a Cock blocker, Spanish for "cock block".

*You are in the hallway @ school during passing time &

you happen to be talking to a girl when all of the sudden a

fag in purple skinny jeans hugs the girl and pulls her away*

Dude1: Tapa Verga!
Dude2: HEll Yahh!, fuck that puto!

by :.CsTჯჳ-Nejo.: October 10, 2009

A La Verga

Issa word foo for when something cool or some big shit happens you kno what I mean ese

Foo #1 : Yo wassup carn, I was with my Heina yesterday and she ate the last of the tomales I had
Foo #2 : Ee A La Verga bro

Shout out to my homies in Vegas, the 505, New Mexico you feel me

by Your Local Neighborhood Ese November 30, 2020

ala verga

literally: spanish for "that dick over there" (a la verga)

colloquially: used when expressing emotion of surprise, shock, disappointment, and/or anger

Guy 1: Yo dawg I just scored an 8-ball for the party tonight!

Guy 2: Ala verga! Don't tell me you're into that shit bro.

by M Gunz Garza March 4, 2009