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jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
by choke artist February 7, 2010
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venusia the girl

A girl called Venusia is the perfect girl!
She's kind, helpful, friendly and she's help every one who need that, but you have to deserve it for make this possible!
She's the classic rebel but girly and She's very determined to do things!
If you have to tell something she will be there for you!
"Why aren't you sad anymore?"
"oh! I talked to Venusia the girl, now I'm fine!"
by Kittycatbabykitten September 20, 2017
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vendido

All Americans of Mexican descent(Chicanos) who have sold out their culture in favor of Anglo American culture. Basically, the Brown equivalent of an Uncle Tom.
Attourney General Alberto Gonzales is a Vendido. He and Condoleza Rice need a reality check.
by McKickazz June 21, 2006
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vendilemna

When you're craving something out of the vending machine... but they're out of what you're craving. You're forced to choose the next best thing, but there really aren't any good alternatives. So you when you're forced to get something you really don't want, you're in a vendilemna.
Robin wanted plain peanut butter crackers from the snack machine, but there weren't any of those or even the cheese peanut butter crackers. She didn't even see any peanuts, so she was in a vendilemna since the only other crackers were vanilla!
by cgiddens July 26, 2010
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california vending machine

Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.
Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby
by Zockthecock September 23, 2013
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std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks
diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick
by b pham September 16, 2008
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venuki

a girl thats poopy with a good heart. she usually is very nice and a wonder.
me: hey, venuki how ya doin
venuki: i got a poop with a good heart
by cool pigs January 17, 2018
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