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Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
by LeeMR February 15, 2017
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Venetian Gondola

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes
Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride
by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010
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Venetian Plaster

ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.
"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."
by Crystal24 October 19, 2014
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Venetian Gondola

A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.
"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"

"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012
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Venetian Princess

YouTube's "VenetianPrincess" ranks in as the #1 most subscribed female in the world.

With over 530,000 subscribers and over 130 million views.
Venetian Princess's new video was so funny!
by T-baaaaag! August 20, 2009
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venetian tuning

New technique of tuning, used to decrease car weight by replacing heavy body panels with lighter aluminium stripes and tubes. First was used by streamer Shinyodd on Venetian Sunstang.
How many garden chairs do you use to make this venetian tuning panels?
by Telephone box failure December 19, 2020
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VenetianPrincess

VenetianPrincess is Youtube's most subscribed female in the world.

She is the result of Megan Fox, Aishwarya Rai, and Angelina Jolie having a baby. Her features are a strikingly similar mix of all three actresses. Talk about a teenage boy's dream come true...
VenetianPrincess youtube celebrity megan fox angelina jolie
by MarkLa1 August 25, 2009
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