Stan Red Velvet

A phrase used by reveluvs (Red Velvet fans) when they want people to join the cult (Red Velvetism).

person 1: I like Red Velvet songs!!!
person 2: U SHOULD STAN RED VELVET!!!

by redvelvetdaddies April 25, 2020

Velvet Rut

Any locale, esp. a smaller city, with few opportunities for career advancement that traps its inhabitants with its laidback lifestyle.

Victoria, BC, Canada

by cheeky March 18, 2005

Velvet Log

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

by AmPlefU June 23, 2009

Velvet Hurricane

An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.

-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"

-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"

by John the Baptist 69 June 12, 2011

Red Velvet Man

A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.

"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass

by HohnJodges March 21, 2017

Velvet Knuckle

An extremely aroused, engorged clitoris.

With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005