Vegard is the definition of gay. When he walks down the street people turn to look at his enormous crotch and ass. He radiates flamboyant energy so strongly that he is able to make a rainbow all on his own, without rain or sunshine. He is also one of the most retarded people I've ever met in my whole life, and regularly drinks the blood of sacrificed children to stay young.

Short version. Vegard big Norwegian gay is.

Look at that flamboyant man over there
I know right
He must be a Vegard

Vegard by Musen Vegar September 29, 2021

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One of the hottest guys ever. I mean his best friend is hot too ifykyk. Wish he talked to me in class more tho :(

“Hey Vegard over there is pretty asf”

“Pretty blond boy indeed”

Vegard by Bakabeanscake December 6, 2021

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Vegard

Vegard likes to vape and hit the penjamin while getting faded

i like sucking vegard

Vegard by Vegard the vapist March 23, 2023

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Vegard

Norwegian term meaning: To ruthlessly overcook meat, usually on an outdoor BBQ.

We need to get them a meat thermometer or they will vegard the burgers again and we won’t be able to eat them.

Vegard by Basho33 June 5, 2023

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