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Lost Taco Vendor

A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.

He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"
by Science-is-sexy December 18, 2012
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veesome

A sexual encounter where 3 people are involved but the attention is on only one person in contrast to a threesome where everyone is involved with each other.
Girl 1: I fucked my boyfriend with my ex boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Whoa I didn't know they were gay.

Girl 1. No. It was a veesome. They fucked me but didn't touch each other. It was awesome.
by BlacknessComfirmed July 16, 2020
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Veldon

The name of the person who can make any girl happy just by talking to her. Words can scarcely describe how happy he makes is one and only. Though he may have had many difficult times, when he is with the one he loves all of that dissapears. When he chooses that lucky one, they will live a happy life together no matter what.
"Veldon is the most amazing person in my entire life."
by CageNail March 20, 2010
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VeeDub

It's slang for Volkswagen; as in VW.
Hey, check out my new VeeDub!
by M.R.R. July 8, 2003
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Veedhi

Veedhi is a beautiful girl who would share her heart with anyone. She would give love to those who are in need.
Wow! Veedhi is super nice!”
by TheDictionary. December 2, 2018
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Vendofuck

Vendofuck - referring to a specific technique used by robots in their multilayered "War On Humans”. Designed as an act of psychological terrorism, the robots intend to break the morale of the humans by promising to dispense delightful snack foodstuffs at reasonable prices only to renege on the deal at the last moment. The failure to honor the implied contract may manifest itself in differing ways including the denial of said foodstuffs, or delivering an alternative item of much lower appeal (e.g. Andy Capp’s Hot Chili Cheese Fries).
“Hey! That machine just vendofucked me out of $1.25!”

“This vendofucking must end! What the hell is an OnYum?”
by TheShorn December 23, 2011
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Vendor

Drug Dealer - One whom is in the business of dealing drugs.
"Hey are you a vendor?"
"Yeah I've been doing a lot of vending recently"
by Old Gregg69 July 29, 2012
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