Vault

Mountain Dew on crack.

*after drinking vault* HOLY SHIT MAN!!!!! IM... IM... IM... FUCK THAT. RED BULL MIGHT GIVE YOU WINGS BUT CAN IT TAKE ON CHUCK NORRIS?

by Elisabeth Ties August 1, 2008

The Vault

A music venue located in temecula Ca. that holds concerts for starting out bands and local bands
aka the best place in the world.

Hey, want to go to the vault?
Hey, Ivan your short.

by Morgan Fowler August 8, 2007

Vault

A word used to describe someone who is "safe"

Bob: Yo, I got you the dro'
Bill: How much my don?
Bob: For you, free of charge
Bill: Ah you're so vault Bob

by BlueAndroid August 12, 2014

vaulted

This could be used when saying you jumped over something.

"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"

"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"

by Megz May 13, 2005

vault

1. (n) A sports energy drink.
2. (v) To masturbate if you're a female.

1. all i had was a can of vault and it kept me up all night!
2. im vaulting right now.

by shamelesspulg August 1, 2007

vault

Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are stored in the vault.

Vault this shit, its comedy gold!

by Stu September 26, 2004

Vault

An extremly awful-tasting knock-off of the popular drink Mountain Dew. Made by Coke (see evil), Vault is what vampires drink when they can't find any human blood. Vault is commonly confused with toxic waste, and can be found in septic tanks nationwide.

You: Dude, that's not Dew!
"Friend": Oh yeah, it's this new stuff callled Vault that's supposed to taste better. Plus, it's cheaper!
You: I don't know, dude...
"Friend": Trust me, it'll be fine.
You: Alright...
"Friend": Sluurpp... (has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time and dies)
You: That'll show him! DO THE DEW!!!

by Thomas F. April 17, 2006