Vadism

The art of stringing words together to create gibberish.

"My friend Nathan is a expert at vadism, he kept screaming nonsense until I hit him."

"Pillow toaster raccoon bundle sheath masticating rectangular gelatin nitrogen."

by bloodhappyparade April 10, 2009

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

varissa

An all around amazing girl and can please any man with just her voice and looks.

If your friends with Varissa you better hold her and never let her go as she is one of a kind, when ever you’re sad she will comfort you as much as possible.

If you ever meet Varissa your very lucky as it is rumoured that only 1 can be in the world at a time.

If you ever get with a Varissa you should always treat her with respect at they are one in a kind.

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Varissa: Hey what is wrong?
Friend 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Varissa: Oh my god, don’t worry he wasn’t worth it anyway.

by Notyourman December 30, 2019

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

quo vadis

1) Latin for: "Where are you going?"
2) Canadian death metal band.

Quo vadis, Brutus? (Where are you going, Brutus?)
"On the Shores of Ithaka" by Quo Vadis kicks major amounts of ass!

by nzdbox April 29, 2006

varish

a nice person who will put up with anyone. they protect their loved ones, and stand up to the people who push and shove to make people scared of them. usually has dark brown hair, and a bright personality. people who know a varish, or are friends with a varish are lucky.

"Hi varish."

"Hey. are you okay?"
"No. someone stole all of my stuff in the cafeteria>"
"Who are they? i will get you your stuff back, and make them apologize. "

by Jeanie B. May 10, 2018

Vargish

The greatest teacher of all time and can only be understood through personal experience.

The shedule says we'll be talking about rashism in the South today.

by Khalil October 3, 2004