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TO be so freaking pretty & lots of people love her and she makes alot of peoples laugh sksksksk oh and she likes to use these type of emojis (:)), ;) ,;(,:/) like she is always caring about other peoples oh and she laughs waay to much sksksksk. Everyone trying to be her
"OMG VANNITY IS JUST THE FREAKING BEST I CANT LIKE I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HER "
by Vannity :)) December 12, 2018
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Vanita

Vanita is an amazing girl. She's a little shy at first, but once you get to know her, she's immediately your best friend. She loves to read and is very artistic and creative. She is kind, funny, and beautiful. Everbody else knows she's amazing, and she will accept all compliments with a smile, but always reject them on the inside.
Friend: Vanita, you are amazing.
Vanita: Thanks, but--
Friend: No buts! You need to admit it!

*both grin*
by Clary Hermione Fairchild June 8, 2018
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vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!
by PatB123 July 19, 2006
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vancity

The slang for Vancouver City.
A city located on the West Coast of Canada and near Seattle of Washington State. It is a living paradise, nice weather (not too cold, not too humid or hot, but sometimes snows at winters), the best weed you'll ever find in North America, and the people there crave hockey.
Man, this weekend me and my homeboi are gona drive all the way from LA to Vancity and hit up with some quality weed.
by Young Stash September 25, 2006
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vanity floss

Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.
All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.
by aerinha May 22, 2006
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yuppie vanity show

A TV show or movie designed to cater to yuppies or yuppie wannabes that may still be in elementary school, secondary school or college.

The lead character and their significant other, if around, usually have very successful, professional careers, usually as a doctor, lawyer or important company or government official.

Usually, not always, the lead is depicted as achieved an astronomical amount right at the beginning of their careers. In Damages on FX, Ellen has graduated from law school and has numerous six-figure offers from law firms. She soon takes on a major multi-million dollar class action lawsuit and gets $2 million in bonuses after the case is settled. Most law graduates are lucky to get a paralegal job.

These shows are propaganda for universities who want their students to believe years of school will pay off with lucrative salaries and important careers. Some teens and twenty-somethings will religiously watch these shows under the impression it depicts the career field they are trying to get into.

Most of these shows are the projections of writers who failed to become all these things in life.
Damages, Grey's Anatomy, ER and The Sum of All Fears are examples of yuppie vanity shows.
by interneti January 7, 2009
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vanitize

The act of abbreviating or sometimes lengthening a word, phrase, name or idea for use on a vehicle license (vanity) plate in order to fit the message into the space allowed (usually 7-8 characters) or because the correct spelling is already taken by another license plate owner.
"Hey, I got my Mississippi Native vanity plate the other day!"

"How did you vanitize that for the plate?"

"It's MSNATV"
by shawnblog July 6, 2009
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