Sexual Vandalism

Term used to describe the act of having sex in semi-public places, usually after hours or in vacant facilites, and causing a fair property damage in that act.

Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.

Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.

me and my girlfriend broke into her school the other night to enjoy a bit of sexual vandalism of account of her graduating from that place soon. we romped all over and broke 2 sinks in the men's bathroom, ended up cracking the glass of their photocopier, moved all the potted plants into the entrance lobby and spay painted cocks on all the notice boards in the halls.

by uselessponko January 30, 2009

Vandalism in Disguise

Used to describe the BLM riots in the United States of America.

Jimmy: "Did you see the riots? They are smashing cars and breaking in stores!"
Micky:"This isn't fighting against racism anymore, this is Vandalism in Disguise."

by pvttunt November 24, 2020

Anti-Vandalism

When the destruction of property isn't that at all. Say it destroying seasonal free things like snowmen, or just misplacing people's possesions

I committed Anti-Vandalism on that snowmans face

by Erik Everhart February 4, 2009

Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.

Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.

by Yaziyo April 5, 2008

Vanderbush

An incredibly large and muscular individual.

Whoa did you see Kevin? He's a Vanderbush

by lilvbush June 7, 2005

bio-vandalism

Willful defacement or destruction of public or private property using feces, blood, vomit or urine.

In an act of bio-vandalism, the disgruntled man smeared feces over the shop owner's window after he was barred from the store.

by Foxylibrarian August 9, 2006

vandalistic

Used to describe the actions of a vandal

That vandalistic mofo deserves a slap

by Jay4 September 3, 2005