valentines day

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.

Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.

by the only smart person in the world February 18, 2007

Valentines Day

Probably the dumbest day of the year. You desperatly spend money for something for someone you don’t like very much to pretend there is something there you know is not.

I hate Valentines Day just because I'm single. It's another reason to hate my life.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

valentines day

A stupid day on February 14th, that is totally commercialistic and has no value to those who are single. Love Sucks.

Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"

by Nikki February 18, 2007

valentines day

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

by MYNAMEIST February 18, 2007

Valentines Day

Celebration of St. Valentine, and also consumerism and candy. Nice day to commit suicide if you are completely alone, drowning in a sea of s(m)adness.

Roses are red, violets are blue
You used me, bitch
I´m gonna fucking kill you

by Hanzo February 18, 2007

Valentines Day

The Happy Single Awareness Day

Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"

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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".

by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009

valentines day

February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.

by miss_sixty February 18, 2007