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vaclench

To appear extremely distraught or stressed. Variant of "vaclempt".
(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)
Girl, what are you so vaclenched about?
by Sorin Acela February 2, 2019
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Valencia

BEST FRIEND MATERIAL. Val is smart and classy as hell, hilarious, inside n’ out beautiful, super cuddle-able, and a ride-or-die adventure buddy. She takes absolutely no shit from any goon and speaks the truth against all the bullshit all the time. She’ll always back you up and will be there for you in times of madness or sadness. Her style is rad, her laugh is contagious, and if your lucky enough to call her one of your best friends, well then you’ve got it pretty damn good.
Person 1: Damn, It's already been almost a year since you said goodbye to Valencia? Sad.

Me: Yes. But it’s okay, ‘cause I know our paths will cross again before too long. Des âmes sœurs ne s’oublient pas facilement, et elle sait qu’elle fera toujours parti de sama waa keur; she’s welcome chez moi no matter where, no matter when.
by vqlrocks May 11, 2016
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valencia

very curvy, beautiful girl. she has a tendency to be really insecure, but is very silly and a playful person to be around. most gorgeous eyes you could forever get lost in. her desire is to make everyone else happy before she does herself. doesn't party a lot but when she does, watch out ! she will be the life of it. great girl to have long conversations with or to be with in times of need. is crazy in bed, likes it rough, almost up for anything. can be mostly exotic and mysterious. has a huge butt and even bigger personality to match. cant find any other girl like her.
I need a Valencia right now
by Anntonio_suavee February 17, 2013
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Valeera Sanguinar

A super hot blood elf rogue that features in some of blizzard's world of warcraft comics. Family was murdered by bandits and survived that and scourge invasion. Was put in jail for trying to steal a orc shaman's talisman, injured several guards before being locked up in a orc prison. The day she planned to escape she was sold as a slave.
That Valeera Sanguinar is so fucking hot I'd bang her all night.
by xHypnotix May 13, 2008
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mas te vale

It's spanish for "You better"
John:Aye wheres my money man?!
Chris:I'll pay you tomorrow fosho foo
John:Mas te vale...
by Buddahsafagget December 4, 2013
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The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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Valencat's Day

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.
by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013
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