Valorant

a game for pussies.

Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*

by Juicy0001 March 24, 2022

valorant player

valorant player
(noun)
(derogatory)

ur a valorant player

by therealwoahvicky March 21, 2021

valorant

A new shooter game, similar to CSGO, but with Overwatch type abilities.

"Have you heard of the new game valorant?"

by Tdycubinobs April 9, 2020

Valorant Virgin

A looser who has a big ego and bully others to increase its power. Valorant is the source of its power and as long as they spend 16 hours of valorant every day, they will maintain their massive ego and will ruin people's day continuously.

This guy is such a valorant virgin. Very sussy baka.

by Family friendly May 17, 2021

Vagalante

A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.

I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.

The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

valoranthesusiumaconspicalusus

It means the act of being related to autism in any manner

billy is being a little valoranthesusiumaconspicalusus

by ElatedMeerkat December 19, 2021

Valorant Skins

The reason you're broke.

I spent my whole paycheck on valorant skins

by frostywostyuwu June 7, 2022