Ruben Valdez

A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet

guy #1: Do you know a guy named Ruben Valdez?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?

by notRuben2323 December 11, 2011

Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

olivia valdez

legit the best human in the world. beyond words. beautiful. hilarious. stunning. guys can;t keep their hands off.

Guy: "Yo have you seen that new girl?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean Olivia Valdez? She's AWESOME"
Olivia:"What's up ladies?"

by The pink prowler November 9, 2017

bryan valdez

Is the type of guy to play fortnite and drop outta high school

bryan valdez doesn't know how to play fortnite

by Bryan Valdez April 3, 2018

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

by Glowsand December 17, 2010

Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

Kimberly Valdez

someone who likes to eiffel tower and double penetrate on a daily basis.

Person: Have you heard of Kimberly Valdez?
Me: omg yes but don't say her name out loud she'll double penetrate you.

by alienbitch July 13, 2014