Vaguba

A word that evolved from the intentional mis-typing of vagina (moving right hand over to the left 1 key on the 'home keys') and can be successfully used in conversation without resulting in a slap to the face.

Man, I could really go for some sweet vaguba right about now.

by Steve May 2, 2004

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vaguetexting

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.

Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.

by checkkss March 25, 2010

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yeasty vaguba

A severe yeast infection of the vaginal cavity which results in fermentation and therefore alcohol production.

That bitch got arrested for selling her yeasty vaguba juice to minors.

by Gabethegreatest September 26, 2017

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Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

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