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vagomit

to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....
dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night
dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!
by Dickie B February 11, 2008
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vagemite

The food at that bed-and-breakfast in Sydney was decent, but I really could have gone for some toast and Vagemite.
by Portmantoaster July 24, 2012
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Vagometer

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.
The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.
by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002
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Vagimite

Marmite+Vagina it works a treat with sex. It tastes proper yummy fanny juice+ marmite is the best lunch anyone could have, you can buy it from ebay or play amazon etc but you don't want preowned vagimite 'cause that can go moldy
Monkeyman: Vagimite please :)
Nina: Not on your penis mateeey! ;)
by Pokemonmadness April 18, 2009
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vagooters

Like ravioli but in vaginal form ready for you to eat
I got alot of vagooters at the high school dance with my boi mccall
by Yungfrost September 16, 2017
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vagamites

(vag-e-mights)
1.The act of multiple people viciously eating a woman's vagina out at the same time.

2.To have crabs and loose recently shaven hairs around clitorus.
Guy 1:"Man that bitch was fresh last night"
Guy 2:"Yeah i know, do you remember what the hell did she called us?"
Guy 1:"i think she kept calling us, Vagamites"
Guy 2:"That shit was weird tho."

Steve:"Dude that Stripper was nasty, she looked like she had vagamites crawling outta her panties."
by Tman1993 June 9, 2013
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Vagdometer

Neologism of the evening:

Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.
It was palpable in the hooker's stance that her Vagdometer had rolled over years ago-----and at least twice since then
by M P Web September 23, 2016
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