Vagilant

Adjective: (vaj-il-unt)

1. To remain keenly alert and tirelessly watchful of one's inate and uncontrollable ability to sleep with/snog/flirt outrageously with women who are not your girlfriend or wife; especially whilst drunk or high on drugs.

vagilance .n
vagilantly .adv
vagilantness. n

"Me and the bros are hitting up to this dope club later and there's always mo' hot chicks in there so I need to remain vagilant, for the sake of my marriage"

"Dude that fuckin bitch is so hot I need to step up my vagilance"

"Pdex vagilantly saved Renzo from getting with this cougar last night, Renzo was forever grateful"

by The Great RenZini February 19, 2012

vagilaphone

a penile object that is shaped like a saxaphone.
when blown on it creates a b flat sound.

go suck a vagilaphone

by Philip Corlett March 30, 2011

Vagilante

A woman with her own concept of justice who punishes pedophiles and acts outside the law.

Rayanne learned she was not the only vagilante stalking the creep who had sexually abused her niece at summer camp.

by Vagilante April 25, 2011

Vagilastic

1) A way to describe the natural elasticity of a female vagina.

2) See Redundant

"She's more vagilastic than Gak."
(Old 90's reference; but it works).
I assume silly putty would work also.

by Rusty Shackleford05 June 25, 2012

vagilante

To murder ones vagina.

Yoo bro i was a vagilante last night at Karen's place.

by pussykiller69420 March 10, 2017