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Jane was scared when after sex her vagina was swollen. She asked her best friend what to make of it and she simply said, "Don't worry. You just have a slight case of Vaginasaurous."
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Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
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