vagcation

A long-distance trip taken by a heterosexual male in order to get laid.

Even though Tod and Veronica broke up last May when she moved to Calgary, he still takes occasional vagcations when there is cheap airfare available.

by Yosef Ganges December 17, 2008

vagernation

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.

Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.

by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

Vagucation

First hand experiences learned while engaged or entwined with a vagina.

She gave him a sound vagucation.

by tikigeo October 7, 2009

Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Vagination

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.

"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."

by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.

I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.

by Natron444 March 19, 2014

vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

by p mammen August 2, 2009