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vasectomy

A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)
my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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hillbilly vasectomy

How its done the redneck way. Can you survive. Yes. Do you want to?
OK,now how were going to do this is we are going to take this 24 gage over here,load it with bird-shot,hold it to your sack and pull the trigger. And thats a hillbilly vasectomy
by hydralisk January 4, 2011
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vagemory

the art of remembering by association with the vagina
" i cant remember when my mom's birthday is! wait, ill use my vagemory!! hmm..mom...mom gave birth to me...birth through her vagina...i got it!! march 23rd!!"
by marvin meeks January 14, 2008
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ghetto vasectomy

This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.
My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.
by YourMom68+1 December 22, 2013
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Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.
"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."
by goatfetus June 23, 2023
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gangster vasectomy

When you carry a gun tucked into your waist band (gangster carry) and shoot your nuts off.
Is the guy in trauma bay 1 going to surgery for his gangster vasectomy?
by trauma_cow September 3, 2012
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Catholic vasectomy

(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.
Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.
by Snark Chariot September 13, 2014
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