vagadop

A stupid yet self-righteous person who tends to act like a dumbass/asshole

He is such a vagadop

by Foreverstrong April 12, 2014

vaginophrenia

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

vagabond

Wanderers

Often homeless

Jesus was a vagabond in his mid thirties and on.

by larstait October 15, 2003

vagatoo

An individual, usually female, who is ugly to such an extreme as to cause concern in the mind of the beholder.
More severe than fugly.
There is not yet a word conceived that is more extreme on a scale of ugliness.

Etymology: Distant cousin of "cockatoo."

Did you see his new girlfriend? What a total vagatoo!

by katerjanna June 12, 2008

vaginocerous

a vagina with such a hard and big clit that it looks like a horn

she took her pants down and there it was a big vaginocerous staring me right in the face

by whittakerr March 28, 2009

Vaginonomics

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

vaganuary

The female equivalent of Movember. The time of year when ladies shave, then grow their pubic hair in whimsical designs. For a good cause.

Will you be doing Vaganuary this year? Of course I am, stay tuned for pics!

by spicymandarin December 14, 2013