Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.
Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!
Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
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When a male and female have sex on a pizza and then eat it (perferably w/ the toppings sausage and vegtables.)
by Michael 2 January 1, 2008
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by mr fozzy March 25, 2008
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by harrison tal October 5, 2007
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George had a massive rash around his mouth after he went down on Emily. It must have been her vagstubble which gave George vagstubble rash.
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