varmint poontang

the female organ of a rodent

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

by william murray June 17, 2008

Varmin

Has multiple meanings, branch off of Vermin. Magical to say the least.

YOU are a damn Varmin

by BrodyOL May 12, 2019

Varmints

What shoots out of your butthole after a night of wild drinking. They reside in your intestines until they must come out!

Rey had to release the varmints this a.m.

by Kara, Ryan, and Rey January 21, 2006

Vladminade

When one mixes Vladimir vodka and any of the copious varieties of powdered lemonade mix. The yellow kind is preferred.

Gianna, where is the rest of my Crystal Light lemonade mix? Are you drinking Vladminade again?

by RachFace6969 October 30, 2011

Vadino

A user. A backstabber. Somebody never to be trusted.

"Johnny really gave me a Vadino when he fired me."

"Whatever you do- don't turn your back on that Vadino."

by Jon Dough April 16, 2006

Alex Vadhin

Someone that I can't seem to stop liking, but we can't happen, ever. Lady's man; has many, many backup girls. Asian, hot, cute. When you're around him, you somehow feel completed, then when you go home alone all you can think about is being back there with him. Someone that I used to talk to a lot. My best friend's ex-boyfriend. Possibly, my ex-best friend. Extremely skinny. Admirable. Extremely popular with both girls and boys. Quiet, but sophisticated (sometimes). The one person you can't understand. Has beautiful hair. Very pretty face; baby skin. One that makes you wish you were his only girl, aside the fact he's a womanizer.

Alex Vadhin, you're kinda pretty for a guy

by weeweetin February 28, 2011

Varmint Lover

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.

“Ethan is a Varmint Lover, he loves anything with a fluffy face.”

by Jakemon00 January 23, 2022