Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 06, 2011
1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.
2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.
3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.
2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.
3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.
by B n'J December 29, 2016
When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period
by Low tier bullshit February 09, 2021
During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019
"Did you know that Luke p, the one that lives in Bristol, uses Henry the vaccum cleaner to clean himself up after doing you know what, sometimes it does it for him ;)" said a normal person
"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.
Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.
"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.
Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.
by IKNOWWHEREYOULIVEv22 February 19, 2011
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010