volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

Volcanic Mudslide

A Black man takes the bloody tampon out of a fiery red heads moot and enbeds it up his own arse. He then mounts the fiery ginger bitch and when he is about to ejaculate the fiery red head yanks the bloody rag out causing the volcanic mudslide.

The bitch loved the volcanic mudslide but hated the mess

by Ginger Girl 1 June 17, 2009

Volcanic Pussy Clap

The sound when ones’ fart has a certain wetness sound due to vaginal moisture condensing in the nether regions which leads it to drip over their asshole as they fart. The vaginal moisture may also run down the leg as the air from the fart pushes the fluid further down.

Tommy: Dude go check your pants I think you just shit yourself.
Emily: No shawty it was just a Volcanic Pussy Clap

by Rapid_Colt February 3, 2021

Volcanic ass cloud

The cloud created from a plume of volcanic ash.

Roxanne: Yeandle why aren't you on holiday?
Yeandle: That damn Volcanic Ass Cloud caused my flight to be canceled.

by boycey1 April 22, 2010

volcanic ass eruption

An explosion of the rectum after eating too much food the night before.

Or

After a holiday dinner at a relatives house and you eat something that doesn't agree with your system causing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in burning or the rectum and violent ass eruptions associated with bubbling gas in the stomach nicked named "bubblin' brown sugar".

Man dem greens, macaroni and cheese hit the spot...boy! Rumble, rumble...poot, poot, fissssst. Ooooh!....Oooooooh!....Somebody help me please!...Where da bathroom at...pooot, pooot, fisssst. blurrrrrrt.....fisssst.

Ooooohwheee! got dem bad guts...what yo mamma put in dem greens man?! I gotta doodoo bad baby got a volcanic ass eruption comin' thru!

by lil dookie November 5, 2013

Volcanic Vipah

A move utilized by the fictional videogame character Sol Badguy which requires well thought-out spacing and a complicated "dragon punch" input in order to outplay the opponent for a well-deserved fair and balanced victory

Volcanic Vipah! Volcanic Vipah! Bandit Revolver!

by Gokufromdragonball June 29, 2021

volcanic period

a term used when a woman has a painful, dirty, and spouting period.

1. DUDE, your mom is having her volcanic period!!

2. Yeah, yesterday when i was having sex with her, she had a volcanic period on the spot.

by The Old Wise Man. January 19, 2010