Viper

The process of fingerbanging someone with your pointer finger and middle finger crossed.

Bro, I did the Viper last night!
No way bro?!!
Yes, way! She loved it!

by beremiecancilla June 20, 2011

viper

Whilst an unexpecting victim is standing, or more preferably bending over, another person approaches with index and middle fingers extended and sinks them into the man's grundle/gooch/taint and proclaims victoriously, "Viper!".
A very painful and startling move that must be executed with precision otherwise the awkward, "why did you just stick your fingers in my ass you fag?" will surely follow.

"So this douche was bending over tying his shoes, and I went over and gave him the worst viper in the world. He actually jumped over the bench he had propped his foot up on."

by T-Pab September 13, 2006

viper

From the 1930's - someone who smokes weed - a tea bandit

That fucking viper smoked my whole stash. Are you tellin' me Wayne Brady's gonna have to choke the bitch.

by Bo Dizzle May 13, 2004

viper

a sexually experienced woman, usually married, that has a following of younger men,she has no qualms about her sexuality, her confidence, or her power.

Damn! Mrs. Smith is such a viper, if her husband went out of town, I'd keep her company!

by Viper2 June 26, 2008

Viper

A fast american automobile (due to torque). World renoun for it speed and all-out rice killing abilites but still cannot touch a Corvette Z06.

"Why can't i beat a Viper? I though my civic was fast enough!"

by Obsidian November 19, 2002

Viper

The most kickass player to ever play anything, ever, even once.

the abillity to master anything within .004 seconds of trying it.

You bunnyhop.. Viper circle straifs
You have good accuracy.. Viper has better
You get some.. Viper gets more
"Killed by Viper"

by n3gl3c7 November 21, 2002

Viper

A Viper is one who is loved by all, however is usually bullied by his e-friends. When this occours the said 'Viper' will lash out with dier consiquences...

Viper ''hey you guyyyssss''
Sax-p member ''lolz what a cunt''
Viper ''neg rep for you tbh''

by lolololololololol;rhfjrkfbn June 30, 2008