V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

by wickliffe November 1, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

V P

Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"

Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"

by Nick Brodersen May 13, 2008

V.P.

Short for Seargeant von Pussy

V.P. = Seargeant von Pussy

by cameroniswhite June 18, 2009

V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!

by stenmeister November 6, 2008

M.V.P

most violated pussy

yo boy you dont wanna go to bat with her shes the M.V.P

by [e-mail] November 22, 2006

V.P.

An acronym for "Visual Pollution". Used to describe a very ungly person.

"Oh my god did u see that girl she was a total V.P."

by jozz September 25, 2005