Utica

A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?

Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over

by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

utevariffic

Something that exceeds normal awesomeness; Use in place of "terrific" or "awesome", etc.

"That dress is utevariffic."

"You are just so utevariffic!!!!!"

by CURICH April 25, 2007

Utica Hot

A condition caused by lack the of travel, relocation or experience outside of Oneida County. This condition causes someone to seem like a “Perfect 10” on the scale of attraction, but in reality is closer to a 5-6 in the real world.

Friend: Man she is hot, she’s a perfect 10.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.

by Get me out of here December 13, 2017

Utica

Like being dead, but without the fun.

"I died and went to Utica."

"Utica failed in its bid to be twinned with Pluto"

by Uncle Des November 25, 2009

Utica Eye

When you're way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. Still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet nobody can understand you, or wants to hold you up.

He was Schenectady eye at 6. he's surpassed that to Utica eye about a half hour later

by mm1117 April 14, 2008

UTiGaF

1. A way of life
2. Acronym derived from the saying "You think I got a frat?".
3. Within the last decade UTiGaF change to the phrase "You think I give a fuck?" but still keeping with the acronym's overall tone/sentiment.

Douchbag: "hey man, you heard about the party at Chi Psi last night?"
UTiGaF(er): "yep i pissed in their shampoo bottles and shit in thier shower."

by UTiGaF January 19, 2008

Utica

Small, once promising Upstate New York City. Now looks like missile testing grounds. Home of the original "Big wig" wanna-bes and wacky, limp politicians that trade offices every election. Site of corruption and future massive power line. Using plywood as window dressing is catching on, as well as being almost totaly jobless.

"Utica is relatively equivelent to a banana republic, DON'T move there and if you must drive by on the New York State Thruway, roll up your windows, Close heater/air vents, and lock the doors.

by FormerUtican # 927,305,364,976,485,315,468 September 2, 2008