uterus lottery

Slang term for being born to a more / less privileged family.

Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.

by Jonas W January 6, 2008

spiritual uterus

What male feminists claim to have.

"I chant My Body My Choice because even though I may be male, I have a spiritual uterus."

by unicorntacostand January 11, 2019

uterus lane

when sperm cells are traveling to reach the egg

babe what do you mean you forgot to take the pill. that sperm better not be going to uterus lane

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008

Uterus Powers

The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.

Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"

by kelweaver September 13, 2007

golden uterus syndrome

a condition in which a woman believes she is entitled to the wealth and lifestyle made by a man after she voluntarily choose to leave him.

During divorce court, my lawyer said my ex-wife is suffering from Golden Uterus Syndrome.

by hobo_heckler April 8, 2017

uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

quivering uterus

1) A medical condition experienced by quiverfull women after having between 6 and 18 children.

2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.

3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.

I'm surprised Michelle Duggar's quivering uterus hasn't burst, yet.

by Statin the Truth August 17, 2009