TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

utensile-strength

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.

Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.

by QuacksO August 19, 2025