nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Urban Beer

Cheap, high-alcohol (8-10%) beer. Usually sold in 24oz cans in the sketchier parts of town. Expect to pay from $1.25-$2.00 for a can. Also expect the flavor of said beer to slightly resemble that of cat urine. Purchased purely for the favorable cost/alcohol content ratio. In another words, a cheap-ass way to get hammered.

Friend A: Hey, Holmes, let's roll up into Pontiac to score us some nasty urban beer.

Friend B: I only got $5 dude, what kinda beer can we get for that?

Friend A: Only like 3 frickin' cans of Camo - the undisputed king of the Urban Beer!

Friend B: Tru' dat, let me get my ghetto on.

by UB2312 June 17, 2010

urban dictionary ads

VERY bad or intrusive ads.
Usually lists like
1. am i pregnant test
2. senior dating site
3. dating site free
4. other shit idk but probably porn
another type is clickbait ads
"you cant believe why i put this in my toilet"
and then it tells u to buy some shit
the other one is porn-like ads
these mix with clickbait ads as they are not porn, just viruses probably.

gaah the urban dictionary ads are crap
***URBAN DICITONARY PLEASE FIX YOUR ADS***

by Preinstallable September 22, 2020

urban spoof

The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.

Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?

Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.

Example 2

Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list

by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014

Names on Urban Dictionary

Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.

"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."

by Puntama June 23, 2015

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.

Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Urban Dictionary rubber stamp

This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.

Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?

Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.

Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...

by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013