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Titan Uranus 

A Hong Kong ship owned by a Singaporean shipping company. Aside from its old age and international voyages, it is very well known because of its unique name, which has the exact same pronunciation as "Tighten Your Anus".
Harry Bush: Hey Dick, there is a Hong Kong ship coming into our port.
Dick Hertz: Oh yeah? What's the name?
Harry: Titan Uranus.
Dick: Up yours!!
Titan Uranus by HeywoodJablomy January 11, 2008
The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.

Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.
Uranus is my favorite planet because it moves in such an interesting way.
Uranus by ténti December 30, 2013
A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
Uranus by Wesley Durrance January 2, 2006
1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans.

2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.
1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun!
2) I see Uranus! And not the planet Uranus!
Uranus by Sirius123 May 24, 2007

Uranus ( the planet ) 

A planet but now days, people take it as a joke.
Teacher: Moan.
Student: ~* giggles *~
Teacher: Uranus ( the planet ).
Student: BWAHAHAHA!!
Uranus ( the planet ) by Dxpressed January 29, 2020

uranus has furries

Something you remind your dumb friend of saying in 7th grade without realizing how wrong it sounded
hey -name- remember when you said uranus has furries