a private personal paradise - coolness, quiet and still, soft light coming in from the skylight, a happy plant in the corner, helpful therapists nearby (optional)
Even when work is satisfying, it's always good to retreat to an upstairs lounge to refocus, rebalance, or jill off.
by surfntnr February 20, 2011
Get the upstairs lounge mug.When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl.
I don't understand! No matter how many times I flush, there's always shit in here! Oh! There's an upstairs tenant! Damn that's nasty.
by B. Hindman October 3, 2008
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Get the Upstairs Insideies mug.When a kidnapping victim earns the ability to move around freely, with the kidnapper’s trust that they will not attempt to flee. Called such because they are “upstairs” instead of chained up in a basement. Sometimes the result of Stockholm syndrome, or behaving well due to the desire to be treated better or find the opportunity to escape. E.g. Jaycee Dugard or Prairie from The OA.
I cooked and cleaned for my captor, because as an upstairs girl I was given my own room instead of being chained in the barn.
by Malkrist January 14, 2020
Get the upstairs girl mug.The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
Get the upstairs breakfast in bed mug.An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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