Useless Lesbian

A highly socially or romantically inept lesbian

Friend: You do know that they like you right?
You: But im so awkward!
Freind: My god you are such a Useless Lesbian

by Bread_Queen June 5, 2019

useless fat fuck

useless fat fuck. A fat piece of shit who is good for nothing, does nothing, and contributes nothing.

Hey, look at Buffy, she is a useless fat fuck. she does nothing all day but talk about herself. she thinks she knows everything.

by BigBuffarillaAss April 23, 2014

more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by Kryoz. September 17, 2018

Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

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by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007