Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

unexpected

Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.

idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!

unexpected by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009

expect the unexpected 

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

expect the unexpected by Light Joker August 8, 2004

Unexpected Eargasm 

When playing a video or music on a computer, ipod, or other mp3 device. The audio was unexpectedly turned all the ways up, and blasts your eardrums out. Sometimes causing you to make the face of an orgasm.

My ears are still ringing from the Unexpected Eargasm i just had

Unexpected Eargasm by the randomer1234 March 13, 2011

unexpected

an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'

unexpected by MWAHu November 8, 2006

unexpectedtypingflea 

when you tap the mouse pad accidentally and the cursor appears half way into the sentance you have already typed, but you can carry on typing anyway because you don't realise

boy: thaamazing though t would be
girl:wtf?
boy:omg, sorry, i just had an an unexpectedtypingflea, it should have been That would be amazing though

unexpectedtypingflea by procrastinateXY March 27, 2012

Unexpected Turdulence 

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

Unexpected Turdulence by vonstrosity September 8, 2016