uprights

the recieving end/part in sexual activity(ies)

"he gets it up, and through the uprights!"

by Hyotee February 11, 2005

upright citizen

Meaning to be on the straight and narrow path as an outstanding member of society.

My friend stopped watching Porno to focus more on becoming an upright citizen.

by Mindtrix July 6, 2017

unbright

An amazing expression my lovely wife uses to describe both the act of dimming a screen or her own intellectual capacity

Steve, unbright the screen I can’t see

by Shteef July 29, 2020

upright organ

An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock.

Elton John plays the upright organ.

by Tommy K. June 26, 2005

upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.

Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.

by p90210 July 7, 2017

Upright Piano

When an adolescent male gets an unexpected erection in public, and tucks said erection into the waistband of his pants or shorts in order to conceal.

"Dude, it was the WORST! I was walking down the hall to geometry class, and saw Jessica walking in front of me, and got a boner and had to Upright Piano, because I didn't have my backpack with me to hide it!"

by Carl Winslow is the Man June 19, 2019

uprightjyun

some fat guy who plays video games

hey look its an uprightjyun

by cal_cium April 16, 2021