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unicornian

Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.

Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.
A toilet that is both low-flow and eternally unclogged is unicornian.
by the gestalt bard May 16, 2015
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Unicorning

The act of taking an ice-cream cone with ice cream on it and applying it to the forehead, then taking said cone and penetrating a woman either anally or vaginally.
Brent was unicorning Alexis for hours last night.
by Dr. Ares January 12, 2016
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Unicorning

When one adheres a dildo, or other sex toy to forehead and proceeds to shove into hole of choice; on land
Hey baby. Let's do some unicorning tonight.
by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017
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Unicorning

The new hottest dance move sweeping America, Oceania and the rest of the world. Chicks gobble your weiner after you unicorn.
Hot Girl: Damn look at that boy unicorning all over the place.

Hot Girl 2: Lets double team him.
by Chamster November 1, 2009
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Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.
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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013
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Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)
We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.
by HelenKellerxxx May 14, 2016
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A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.
"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."
by cj2liz February 11, 2015
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