Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017

Unicorn

Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.

Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!

Did you know unicorns are real?

by Ok hun September 12, 2019

unicorn airplane

A plane that existed more on paper than in actuality. Produced in extremely small numbers or prototype levels.

The J-8II PP is an unicorn airplane because it was an American upgrade package to the J-8II but never delivered due to sanctions around Tiananmen Square.

by MiG Enthusiast February 10, 2023

robot unicorn attack

the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"

status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
comment:

bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now

by nasthia861 July 8, 2010

Unicorn Skins

Noun: beautiful magical paper carefully carved off of the unicorn itself that is basically just iridescent tissue paper/cellophane that is typically used for shattered glass nails.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE UNICORN SKINS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS AMAZING AS MY HOLO NAIL POLISH.

by Raging HOLOSEXUAL September 12, 2016

Unicorn

A horse with birth defects

“Is that a unicorn?”
“No it's a horse with birth defects”

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical, horse like creature. A unicorn has a horn on it's forehead and typically a long, flowing mane.

Unicorns are often symbolized for their majesticness and beauty.

by Techno Blaze April 27, 2015