unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.

The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.

by Joe Bone April 13, 2005

Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.

Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!

by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011

uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

by minghi May 22, 2003

uniboob

A case of the rare condition called symmastia, in which a woman's two breasts literally grow together and join in the middle of the chest, so it looks like a single dumbell-shaped breast across the chest. It can be a congenital condition or a complication arising from breast augmentation surgery.

Lisa's plastic surgery went very wrong. Now she has a uniboob.

by capologist July 16, 2009

Uniboob

Noun.

1. In art, a singular curve/line/lump of breast used to represent two boobs under clothing.

2. A single mass/breast where two should be, but not where two were originally (if you loose one boob, its not technically a uniboob). A uniboob is the presence of an original single boob.

I was in a rush, so I gave the women in my drawing uniboobs.

by Arthoes January 8, 2008

Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.

That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.

by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015

Unabomber

An alcoholic shot combining Jaggermeister and Bong water. Generally poured in a 2-ounce shot glass, so its 50/50. Invented in 2008 in Star City, Saskatchewan, Canada, it began with half bong water and half rye, which evolved to half bong water and half white rum, which evolved further to use Jaggermeister. This is one of the more disgusting shots you can make yourself, and if you've been drinking heavy, it's often enough to cause puking. To date only a few people have tried this shot, but hopefully you try it out to!

Ted: What are we going to do with all this bong water and jag?

Tim: Mix em up in a shot!

Paula: That's gross!

Tim: No, thats a Unabomber!

by ikilledisco March 31, 2010