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Unfriend

The act of removing someone from your LiveJournal 'Friends List'.

One of the many ways to bitch slap someone on 'Teh Interweb'. Often happens in a domino effect, especially when one person doesn't like you - and they're good at influencing other people. With the right amount of pressure, one 'Unfriending', will lead to several.

But if that one person (ususually known as the queen bee) happens to 'Refriend' you, you'll notice the other drones will follow suit, because they are Borg, and have been 'assimilated'.

See minion, bitch, LiveJournal, slave, mindless, sheep, poser, drone, hive, insect.
"OMG. We hate that person this week. Didn't you know that?"
"No. Sorry. I didn't. Why do you hate them? What did they do??"
"Does it matter? WE JUST DO. Now UNFRIEND them from your Journal and get with the program!"
"OK!"
by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004
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Unfriendzy

An unfriending frenzy, if you will.

The act of whipping through your facebook wall and unfriending every person that you realize you:

1. Don't actually know
2. Really dislike
3. Really dislike the things that they post (i.e. LMS, duckfaces, to be honest, or depressing posts about nobody in particular.)
Due to the high amount of annoying statuses and LMS's clouding my facebook wall, I partook on an unfriendzy, and reduced my friend count to 453 friends.
by Tier17 July 25, 2012
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Unfriend

To remove someone from your friends list as on Facebook, etc.
Joe and I are no longer tight so I unfriended him.

I shouldn't have agreed to her friend request so I'm just going to unfriend her.
by Dunemoth January 28, 2009
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Unfriendly

Tries to shoot you with a bow and arrow
Lewis: He wasn't very friendly, he was rather agressive to us.

Simon: I know! He tried to murder us, didn't he? That's sort of the definition of unfriendly: "Tries to kill you with a bow and arrow".
by Yogscast fan November 10, 2012
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Unfriendly Black Hottie

An African American person who is very attractive but is very mean to people outside their immediate friend group. An example of this is in the movie mean girls.
Chad: Damn Keisha is so hot!

Mason: Dude she’s an unfriendly black hottie you don’t have a chance with her.
by Red_Velvet2022 August 20, 2021
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Unfriend

1. To remove someone from your Facebook, or other social networking site. Doing this is often seen as a passive-aggressive move, telling the person without telling them that you no longer want to be friends. It's also commonly a response to drama. 'Unfriend' someone often causes more drama. There are sometimes valid reasons for doing this and sometime even more than one, even...on separate occasions.

What can you do about this if someone has 'unfriend' you? Just be open-minded about the situation, never assume and always ask them why they have done this for. You never know they may be going through a hard time because of this!?
Little Johny has 'unfriend' all of his friends, closed his account down, re-opened another account, added his friends again, decided to 'unfriend' and delete his account again. And so on, and so forth....

Little Johny decides to 'unfriend' some of his friends, who are not close friends. He feels that he wished, at the beginning when he created his Facebook account that he only added close friends and Family. He is not doing this because he dis-likes his other friends, he is doing this for the same reason why all the family meet up for Christmas Lunch - you don't invite every Tom, Dick, and Harry to the meal do you??

Little Johny goes out to a party and someone gives him a little something too strong. It brings on intense paranoia and he believes everyone is out to get him, including his Facebook friends! He feels the CIA to the smurfs are watching him and so he decides to 'unfriend' everyone and delete his account.

Little Johny hates the way Facebooks is set up: bored of the blue colour, bored of the bugs and issues within Facebook, bored because by this point in time nobody ever talks to him because he has 'unfriend' and deleted his Facebook account ridiculous amounts of time. A slight depression sets in and he decides to 'unfriend' everyone and delete his account again!!

Little Johny.....etc. etc.
by techcom January 2, 2014
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Pre-unfriend

To accept a friend request on social media websites by people
who's profiles are marked private or "for friends only", with
the intent of checking out their profile pics and immediately
"unfriending" them based on the gut feeling you had by seeing
their initial profile pic. This also can come about via friend
requests from long lost friends or exes.

The underlying motive is that these people who get
"Pre-unfriended" won't notice that their friend request is
missing and not rejected.
Lisa, "Diane, check out your ex-high school boyfriend trying
to friend me."
Diane, "Eek! That's Eric, totally gave me the creeps on prom
night. Pre-unfriend him and move along!"

Tony, "Man, this chick can't take a hint Scottie! I have
Pre-unfriended her 7 times and she's friend requesting
me again!"
by Whaaaaaat? February 19, 2012
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