unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

chronic unemployment

Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.

Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.

by Maschinenmensch February 17, 2016

Unemployment Back

A condition in which one's back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online.

"All of this job hunting has given me unemployment back."

by Mandy D. M December 14, 2006

unemploymentating

This is a portmanteau of "unemployment" and "marinating" meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time.

Greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.

by gretav2 December 27, 2009

Unemployment

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.

"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."

by OB August 29, 2005

underlayment

It's a material that is applied under another material for its proper application.

- Ah, dude, your underlayment is thick
-Um, yah, it's cork.
-Cool

by Mistafil July 1, 2017

Unemployment

The word black people hear the most.

Damn nigga, is you still on unemployment

by ExtraKrispy April 3, 2009